The Art of Skinner

Behold! The reaper’s new steed! No more riding pale horses, only kittens now, ok?! They’re more fitting to ride when reaping the souls and sipping the blood drops from its busy blade anyways!

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THE 3 SISTERS! signed and numbered
18x24 inch black light screen print run of 7

Baba Yaga and her sisters are enjoying a nice fall evening and wondering if you're lost in the forest! If you're lost, they may be able to find you a nice place to rest. Or, they will eat you. I guess it depends on their mood.

-Skinner

THE HIGHER NATURE
GIANT! 24x36inch screen print black light reactive poster! Run of 150, signed and numbered. 

The higher nature knows the things outside of our own. Before us and after us, it manages the things in life we can't see... and frankly? What we can never know. Just have faith that it's there, and it's doing what it will!

-Skinner

THE 3 SISTERS! signed and numbered
18x24 inch black light screen print run of 100

Baba Yaga and her sisters are enjoying a nice fall evening and wondering if you're lost in the forest! If you're lost, they may be able to find you a nice place to rest. Or, they will eat you. I guess it depends on their mood.

-Skinner

Chimera Raglan shirt.. every once in awhile the Gods create the coolest creatures to ravage villages across Ancient world..THE CHIMERA! An amalgamation of fierce beasts that want to eat your whole village and poison your soul (I made up that part) ! I’m sorry, your village is up next and I don’t make the rules, I’m just some guy! Have you angered the gods enough in life? No? Well wear this shirt and you will! I bet you can take it, tho.. you look very strong and your muscles are proud my friend. Let us now wear our chimera shirts while the gods vaporize us! Available now! In regular and Raglans!

-Skinner.

Screen printed on 100% Ringspun cotton Raglan shirt.

Available sizes: Sm- 2XL

Chimera T-shirt.. every once in awhile the Gods create the coolest creatures to ravage villages across Ancient world..THE CHIMERA! An amalgamation of fierce beasts that want to eat your whole village and poison your soul (I made up that part) ! I’m sorry, your village is up next and I don’t make the rules, I’m just some guy! Have you angered the gods enough in life? No? Well wear this shirt and you will! I bet you can take it, tho.. you look very strong and your muscles are proud my friend. Let us now wear our chimera shirts while the gods vaporize us! Available now! In regular and Raglans!

-Skinner.

Screen printed on 100% Ringspun cotton shirt.

Available sizes: Sm- 4XL

 Skincrawl Issue 1 (Black and White)  & 2 (Issue #2 Full color)

 Skincrawl Issue 1 & 2 (Black & White)

SKINNER - Shrine Of Abominations FOIL poster

24x36 inches. 6 color screen prints from the film Shrine Of Abominations!
Signed and numbered screen prints, printed masterfully by Monolith Press!

All Shrine of abominations prints can come with movie stickers.

SKINNER - Shrine Of Abominations poster

24x36 inches. 6 color screen prints from the film Shrine Of Abominations!
Signed and numbered screen prints, printed masterfully by Monolith Press!

All Shrine of abominations prints can come with movie stickers.

Osees screen print tour posters

Screen printed. Black and white only.
18x24 inch

Available now, while supplies last.

This bad boy is a psychedelic vision you won’t soon forget! A cursed Djinn that has been busy haunting it’s favorite antediluvian city!  

43.5" X 55" WALL FLAG

Alien skull patch!

Fancy embroidered patch 3x5 inches! Fully embroidered 

Skin crawl Morbs shirt!

The dungeon crawling beast with existential dread, Morbs! The hero we all need! Featured in Skin Crawl 2!

Skin crawl Toad god shirt!

The great good Tsathoggua under the mountain! Smoking his insane drugs and eating warriors! That’s the life I tell ya! Featured in Skin Crawl 2!

Skin crawl issue 2! GIANT SIZE ISSUE! Black and white edition!

96 epic pages! Extremely detailed horror and fantasy that is sure to blow you away! 4 stories, including one adaptation of Clark Ashton Smith’s dungeon epic, ‘The seven Geases’! It took me a year to pull this together and I burnt out many bottles of ink to pull this thing together in the cosmic explosion that it was meant to become! Deluxe magazine format with uv spot gloss cover, high quality paper and you will see once it’s in your hands that this thing is a formidable relic of sequential art! Don’t miss out on this limited first printing! Only 1,000 copies printed of this limited version!

Skin crawl issue 2! GIANT SIZE ISSUE! Color edition!

96 epic pages! Psychedelic horror and fantasy that is sure to blow you away! 4 stories, including one adaptation of Clark Ashton Smith’s dungeon epic, ‘The seven Geases’! It took me a year to pull this together and I hired the best colorists I could find to pull this thing together in the cosmic explosion that it was meant to become! Deluxe magazine format with uv spot gloss cover, high quality paper and you will see once it’s in your hands that this thing is a formidable relic of sequential art! Don’t miss out on this limited first printing!

Skinner - 2 headed Cat Trucker Hat

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Two headed cat eats naked dude!  you may not be able to read all about it, BUT YOU CAN WEAR IT! The two headed hungry cat will indeed eat a naked dude on your hat anytime you wish!  Embroidered extravagance the way you like it!

Skinner's  "Mythical Chimera Wall flag"

30" X 40.11" -Sublimated Flag- 100% Polyester .

Chimera flag- every once in awhile the Gods create the coolest creatures to ravage villages across Ancient Greece! THE CHIMERA! An amalgamation of force beasts that want to eat your whole village! I’m sorry, your village is up next and I don’t make the rules, I’m just some guy! Are you brave enough to hang this in your stoner hut? I bet you are, you look very strong and your muscles are proud my friend. Let us now visit your hut and wrap our genitalia in fig leaves!

-Skinner

SKINNER - Visitor Shorts

Skin Crawl Button set. 5 pins, size 1.25"

Grab some while supplies last. 

SKIN CRAWL - PSYCLOPS Pullover Hoodie (Black color)  Get warm!

• 8.5 oz Soft-Washed Comfort Weight Fleece

Sizes XS- 3XL Available now.

Skinner - VIsitors Shirt , Screen printed on PullOver Hoodies.

• 8.5 oz Soft-Washed Comfort Weight Fleece  (We upgraded the quality of the garment) 

Sizes   Sm- 3XL available now.

Hello friends out there in the world!! Surviving, laughing and fighting the interminable strangeness of the universe with humor and grace! ( I’m not that graceful but I do seem to be laughing uncomfortably at everything! Ha!) thought I’d share a new design with you! VISITORS! a sort of graph with some of my favorite Alien visitors on it! Classic ones like the Grey and a hybrid as well as blue doctors from the movie communion and arcturians and reptilians! I I love speculating about aliens and I really love seeing peoples encounter drawings of what they have claimed to see. Look them up, they are really fascinating because it’s drawings of aliens and reptilians by people who don’t really draw that much. It’s like beautiful folk art. I’m not sure how much I believe in off world alien stuff but I love thinking about it and reading about it, too. I’m like Fox Mulder over here! I want to believe! Ha! Check it out! Blow kisses lite aliens! You can’t lose! 

 Note: These will be printed and shipped out by Friday December 3rd.

Skinner - VIsitors Shirt , Screen printed on Crewneck Sweater

• 8.5 oz 65% Cotton 35% Polyester, Soft-washed  (We upgraded the quality of the garment) 

Sizes   Sm- 3XL available now.

Hello friends out there in the world!! Surviving, laughing and fighting the interminable strangeness of the universe with humor and grace! ( I’m not that graceful but I do seem to be laughing uncomfortably at everything! Ha!) thought I’d share a new design with you! VISITORS! a sort of graph with some of my favorite Alien visitors on it! Classic ones like the Grey and a hybrid as well as blue doctors from the movie communion and arcturians and reptilians! I I love speculating about aliens and I really love seeing peoples encounter drawings of what they have claimed to see. Look them up, they are really fascinating because it’s drawings of aliens and reptilians by people who don’t really draw that much. It’s like beautiful folk art. I’m not sure how much I believe in off world alien stuff but I love thinking about it and reading about it, too. I’m like Fox Mulder over here! I want to believe! Ha! Check it out! Blow kisses lite aliens! You can’t lose! 

Skinner - VIsitors Shirt , Screen printed on 100% Ring Spun shirts

Sizes   Sm- 5XL available now.

Hello friends out there in the world!! Surviving, laughing and fighting the interminable strangeness of the universe with humor and grace! ( I’m not that graceful but I do seem to be laughing uncomfortably at everything! Ha!) thought I’d share a new design with you! VISITORS! a sort of graph with some of my favorite Alien visitors on it! Classic ones like the Grey and a hybrid as well as blue doctors from the movie communion and arcturians and reptilians! I I love speculating about aliens and I really love seeing peoples encounter drawings of what they have claimed to see. Look them up, they are really fascinating because it’s drawings of aliens and reptilians by people who don’t really draw that much. It’s like beautiful folk art. I’m not sure how much I believe in off world alien stuff but I love thinking about it and reading about it, too. I’m like Fox Mulder over here! I want to believe! Ha! Check it out! Blow kisses lite aliens! You can’t lose! 

Skin Crawl - Issue #1 WALL FLAG!

Sublimated Wall Flag, 31.5" X 40.5" Tall

Available now, while supplies last. 

SKIN CRAWL - Psyclops Patch

3.5" inches tall by 3.25" wide

You can Heat press on anything.

Skin crawl psyclops  shirt!

The neon ‘clips compels you! The greatest psyclops who ever haunted a castle! It’s true! Or at least it’s probable in many layers of reality! Don’t get caught up in the details, just get on the cyclops tip like the rest of us! Limited run!!

SKIN CRAWL - PSYCLOPS Pullover Hoodie (Emergency Yellow color)  Everyone liked the limited run we did, so we printed more in different sizes.

Sizes SM- 3XL Available now.

Black and White classic edition of SKIN CRAWL ISSUE 1! Done in a classic style like the old tymey mags! No crazy color to distract you from the shadowy linework and the grimy halftones inside! This Magazine size monstrosity awaits!
64 mammoth pages featuring 5 macabre tales to tickle your terror obsessed mind! As a bonus! The origin of ROTTIN’ ROLLIE! The worlds greatest horror host, who’s neurotic conjuration will take you to other worlds of horror and fun! These stories couldn’t wait any longer, so Skinner spent the pandemic making it real! Get yours today!

Packaged with great care to ensure they are delivered safe and undamaged to you.

SKINNER - Celestial Traveler Wall Flag.

Sublimated Wall Flags,  25.5" x 38.5" tall.

"...the celestial traveler is a being that exists only in theory and we may never know what it may know and even now, my horribly primitive rendering of what it could look like, is only an embarrassingly limited human depiction. No better than a monkey playing with a stick in some mud, to what it very well may seem, if only we were able... To understand THE CELESTIAL TRAVELER!"

Commemorative Hecate Immortal Reckoning screen-print by Skinner a numbered print signed by artist. Size 18 x 24 inches.

100 regular versions, 50 foil variant.

This is a Pre-order, all Items will be shipped out September 23rd 

Hecate Immortal Reckoning Tee designed by Skinner  Screen printed on: 

 100%  Ringspun Cotton shirts

Only big sizes left.

Behold! The reaper’s new steed! No more riding pale horses, only kittens now, ok?!  They’re more fitting to ride when reaping the souls and sipping the blood drops from its busy blade anyways!

Only a few sizes left. Get one while supplies last.

A subterranean face off between the denizens of forgotten cave ruins, hoping to fight off one more barbarian encroachment! Barbarians are everywhere underground, apparently!

-Skinner

Huge 40" tall

A subterranean face off between the denizens of forgotten cave ruins, hoping to fight off one more barbarian encroachment! Barbarians are everywhere underground, apparently!

-Skinner

Huge 40" Tall

A subterranean face off between the denizens of forgotten cave ruins, hoping to fight off one more barbarian encroachment! Barbarians are everywhere underground, apparently!

-Skinner

Screen printed on 100% Ringspun shirts.  (INK GLOWS IN THE DARK)

Sizes XS - 5XL

Screen printed on:

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton

THE DEVIL’S LETTUCE WILL MOLEST YOUR MIND! One of my favorite shirt releases now available in my shop! Based on an old anti weed propaganda poster from olden times! Zoom in on it for the salacious details my hard tokin’ friend.

Screen printed on:

• 4.2 oz.(US) 7 oz.(CA), 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles

THE DEVIL’S LETTUCE WILL MOLEST YOUR MIND! One of my favorite shirt releases now available in my shop! Based on an old anti weed propaganda poster from olden times! Zoom in on it for the salacious details my hard tokin’ friend.

Screen printed on:

• 5.3 oz., 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton

only a few left.

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Super limited!!! Left over stock from the official OFFICE HOURS podcast exclusive Collab. Grab one before they are gone!!

Printed on Black Shirt Bella Canvas Brand.

Available NOW, while supplies last.

Sublimated Gator mask, on 100% Polyester fabric.  One size fits all.

"The grinning skull, knowing that we are all destined to move on from this world, but for now the skull laughs knowing it is not yet time!"

-Skinner

Mutant grimace, is the look of the apocalypse generation!

Available in Small, Standard and Large.

Subterranean smile is the last thing the explorers of the dungeon will ever see!

Available in Small, Standard and Large.

The dual ghoul monster mask, perfect for chewing double the fingers!

Available in Small, Standard and Large.